Hah! I’m freaking out. I love my friends and how they stand up for me.
“Maybe you should stop creeping out my friend. I might find you and play dentist. Your teeth might look amazing strung around my neck.”
Literally, I don’t understand it. My brain actually lacks the ability to comprehend the reasoning behind it. I am completely unable to wrap my mind around that concept. It’s like trying to understand the vast and unimaginable boundaries of the very Universe we live in. Why anyone would actively abstain from the absolute most enjoyable sensation humans can possibly enjoy is so beyond me that I can’t strain my eyes hard enough to glimpse it.
Not much could top this week.
I just learned that my driver’s license is suspended… and has been for about 2 months.. THAT’s not even bothering me.