December 2009
84 posts
I had a bologna sandwich for dinner. I’m pretty sure I’m one of the very few people in the world that love bologna. And not just because of it’s rad spelling.
Holy ex boyfriends coming out of the woodwork...
Every night for the past 4 nights,I have had the craziest, creepiest, sexiest, best dreams ever. I hope they don’t stop. :/
(941): i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
hahahha
What a sweetie.
Me: What do you want to eat on Christmas morning?
Boyfriend: Poon tang.
Looking through some of my photography from 2008…
It’s cool that I actually still like these. I kind of want to re-edit them, though..
(847): Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
(262): My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here…
(678): Dude we got so high last night. I said “watch this” threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for...
At 7:25pm
seaghost:
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I get to go on my first real date in over a year. I usually won’t let guys take me on dates, I always pay for myself.
We are seeing Ninja Assasin… I hope he wants popcorn.
If your date turns out to be lame, at least you get watch him for 1 1/2 hrs. I’d fap to him twice.
HE IS SO HAWT!
Right?!?! tall asians make me cream my pants.
